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xEisernes KREUZ
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|  Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:19 pm | |
| There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:51 pm | |
| Chuck Norris ordered a whopper at McDonalds, and got one. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:17 pm | |
| People created cars to escape Chuck Norris, so Chuck norris createdthe car accident. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:36 pm | |
| If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:37 pm | |
| there is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris let live. | |
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Awsome Zach 81
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:06 pm | |
| Scientists say there is no life on Mars. That is because Chuck Norris went there first. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:14 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can ea just one Lays potatoe chip. | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:25 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can open a locked door without a key | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:24 pm | |
| If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:07 am | |
| Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:36 am | |
| Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take poo from anybody. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:43 pm | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:51 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:52 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is a living thing. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt need answers. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:52 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:00 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can light a fire in the dark without a match | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:23 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:09 am | |
| Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly as foolish as to attack him.
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:17 am | |
| Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:12 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is 69 years old. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. | |
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