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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:19 pm

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:51 pm

Chuck Norris ordered a whopper at McDonalds, and got one.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:12 pm

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:17 pm

People created cars to escape Chuck Norris, so Chuck norris createdthe car accident.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:36 pm

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:37 pm

there is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris let live.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:06 pm

Scientists say there is no life on Mars. That is because Chuck Norris went there first.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:14 pm

Chuck Norris can ea just one Lays potatoe chip.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:25 pm

Chuck Norris can open a locked door without a key
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:24 pm

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:07 am

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:36 am

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:28 pm

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take poo from anybody.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:42 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:43 pm

Chuck Norris is tall.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:51 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:52 pm

Chuck Norris is a living thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:01 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt need answers.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:52 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:00 pm

Chuck Norris can light a fire in the dark without a match
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:23 pm

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:09 am

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly as foolish as to attack him.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:17 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:12 pm

Chuck Norris is 69 years old.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:17 am

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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