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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:18 am

Chuck Norris can get to the top of Mount Everist without toutching it.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:19 am

Chuck Norris is really named Carlos.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am

His middle name is Ray.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:22 am

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:40 am

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:17 am

Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris. It doesn't have to make sense.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:06 pm

Chuck Norris is a man.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:52 pm

Chuck Norris round house kicked a man and he landed in the north pole
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:35 pm

Chuck Norris is the sta character in the movie Texas Ranger,Walker
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:38 pm

Chuck Norris knows karate
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:16 am

Chuck Norris said hi.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:41 am

when people say there is a man on the moon its realy Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:54 am

He could hurt some people.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:42 pm

He makes movies
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:21 pm

Chuck Norris plays Halo 3 without an Xbox 360.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:11 pm

Chuck Norris makes Bigfoot look small
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:36 pm

Chuck Norris is not a cat.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:44 pm

Chuck Norris is taller than you
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:29 pm

Chuck Norris has a dog and its name it Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:48 pm

Chuck Norris is a man
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:41 pm

Chuck Norris does not run from the law the law runs from him
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:13 pm

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodical table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:47 am

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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