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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:12 pm

None of these facts are true, (except for the obvious ones)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:29 pm

Chuck Norris can walk all over Jackey Chann
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:03 am

Chuck Norris is a senior.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:33 pm

This is getting old. Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:12 pm

yup Sleep yone!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:41 pm

Chuck Norris never gets old.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:47 pm

He will some day.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:34 am

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:17 pm

Chuck Norris scars Michael Myers
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:55 am

Chuck Norris KILLS Michael Myers.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:20 pm

The reason Micheal Myers wears a mask is because he is secretely Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:16 am

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:03 am

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:09 am

This one is not online my friend made it up.

70% of the Earth is covered in water. The other 30%, by Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:14 am

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:26 am

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:05 am

Chuck Norris probably has a large ego thanks to people like us.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:47 pm

And the media and movie producers.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:53 pm

Yep.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt need an ego, he voted for McCain.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:53 pm

the only reson people created the game hide and seek is so they can hide from Chuck Noris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:13 pm

The game 1 vs 100 was created because Chuck Norris fought an army of 100 ninjas.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:55 pm

That made no sense.
By the time you think you got Chuck norrised, you only got chucked.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:54 pm

I know that was bad.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a knife to cut his meat, he uses his hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:54 pm

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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