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jrock6089
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|  Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:18 am | |
| Chuck Norris can get to the top of Mount Everist without toutching it. | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:19 am | |
| Chuck Norris is really named Carlos. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am | |
| The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:21 am | |
| Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus. | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:22 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:40 am | |
| Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:17 am | |
| Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris. It doesn't have to make sense. | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:06 pm | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:52 pm | |
| Chuck Norris round house kicked a man and he landed in the north pole | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:35 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is the sta character in the movie Texas Ranger,Walker | |
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Awsome Zach 81
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| Chuck Norris knows karate | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:16 am | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:41 am | |
| when people say there is a man on the moon its realy Chuck Norris | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:54 am | |
| He could hurt some people. | |
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Awsome Zach 81
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:42 pm | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:21 pm | |
| Chuck Norris plays Halo 3 without an Xbox 360. | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:11 pm | |
| Chuck Norris makes Bigfoot look small | |
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jetsfan789
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is not a cat. | |
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Awsome Zach 81
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:44 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is taller than you | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| Chuck Norris has a dog and its name it Chuck Norris | |
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Awsome Zach 81
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:48 pm | |
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jrock6089
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:41 pm | |
| Chuck Norris does not run from the law the law runs from him | |
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xAIROctOpUsx
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:13 pm | |
| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodical table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. | |
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xEisernes KREUZ
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:47 am | |
| Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. | |
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